*16 y/o Priscilla gets to Graceland*
Wait, where are the other content creators?
As a lifelong resident of the San Fernando Valley, this movie so closely resembled my adolescence that I was screaming for the first 45 minutes. Once the theater staff strapped me down and put a syringe of something into my neck, I was treated to a heartwarming ride through the sunny malaise of 1970s LA.
I love rambling movies and boy did this movie ramble like a pack of feral children who no longer have a waterbed business because the…
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Damien Chazelle makes a 3 hour movie about cocaine and ends it by doing the most cocaine thing ever by going, “btw, I’m really into Avatar”