Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  I should’ve known there’d be too much talking in this movie (not from you jeremy strong though literally never from you jeremy strong)

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Star Wars 1977

  ★★½ Watched 04 Dec 2022 2

  im sorry this is edited like a workplace harassment training video

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  Crimes of the Future 2022

  Watched 09 Jun 2022 1

  I saw this movie on a SECOND date tonight which is already crazy as fuck. But then the theater was almost completely sold out so me and my date had to sit in completely separate rows. 

  
  5/5 stars for committing to the bit

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