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Hit Man 2023
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Oh yeah it’s just so awful to be a single person with their cats and plants and birding knowledge. They definitely need to become a totally different person. A person who KILLS PEOPLE. Yeah, that’s better. What a transformation!!!!
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TÁR 2022
Insufferable and masturbatory are the two words I thought of to describe this movie within the first twenty minutes and that didn’t change after sitting through two hours and eighteen more minutes of a white man saying nothing but trash, ventriloquized through the mouths of women.
1/2 star for the interesting sound design.
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The Apartment 1960
When they promise you the cookie but all that’s there are stale crumbs.
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Oppenheimer 2023
Honestly, Nolan could have made a shorter movie to prove that scientists do in fact get laid.
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The Bikeriders 2023
Jodie Comer saved this from becoming a testosterone circle jerk but honestly I would have stayed for it either way. It’s dirty and sweaty and mean in the way that men who act out have something to prove and ultimately are just sad or broken. I loved it.
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