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  Babylon 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2022

  Singing in the rain for sickos. There is no greater indicator that shits bouta get weird than a Tobey Maguire cameo. Snares and trumpets never miss. Way too much bodily fluid but otherwise great time at the movies.

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  TÁR 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Nov 2022

  I have no idea how I loved this movie so much. More movies where Cate Blanchett just cooks for 3 hours in increasingly pretentious professions plz

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  The Man from Toronto 2022

  ★ Watched 24 Jul 2022

  More like man from the dumpster cuz this movie STINKS

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  Deep Water 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2022

  This movie is a blast. Just the right amount of unintentional comedy and a level of horniness only explained when the words “screenplay by Sam Levinson” scroll across the screen. Most amazing choice of profession for a lead character in scripted cinema. This movie does not work at all without Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas. Affleck does a perfect job delivering objectively hilarious dialogue like “I’m not being rude. I made lobster bisque” with the utmost conviction.   Melinda was…

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