Jamie

Jamie

Crazed and depraved absurdity enthusiast

Favorite films

  • Being John Malkovich
  • The Matrix
  • Stop Making Sense
  • The Banshees of Inisherin

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  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    ★★★★

  • Do the Right Thing

    ★★★★★

  • Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces

    ★★½

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★★

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  • Re-Animator

    Re-Animator

    ★★★

    I like a lot of this movie, the whole thing is kind of shoddy in a way that I find charming, but the sexual assault scene is WAY worse than I remember it being. Oh my god it is bad. One of the worst in any movie I can remember. I really can not recommend this.

  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead

    ★★★★★

    All time classic. Ahead of it's time in every way imaginable. The plot and the acting and the effects are all wonderful. I love this movie to bits.

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  • The Godfather Part III

    The Godfather Part III

    ½

    Somehow, it's even worse than everybody says it is. There isn't a single redeemable factor in this movie. It's genuinely legendary levels of bad. Feels like a parody, or some sort of sketch. If I made a list of all of the worst things I could put in a Godfather movie, I could not stretch my creativity to come up with this garbage. One of the most entertaining movies I've seen in months.

  • Children of Men

    Children of Men

    ★★★½

    Would be rated higher, but there's just so many weird writing/acting moments. I love a slightly bad delivery or line in movies, but every single scene here has at least 1 glaring flaw that could have used another script draft or another line reading. With some of the dialogue, it's painfully obvious that it's adapted from a book. It feels sometimes like you're being read a book, rather than listening to a natural conversation. I really feel guilty for leaving…

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