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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2024

  Kiernan Shipka jumpscare

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  The Skeleton Key 2005

  ★★½ Watched 05 Oct 2022

  How dare they do this to John Hurt

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  The Breakfast Club 1985

  ½ Watched 08 Apr 2014

  There was an interesting movie to be made here, about how someone who is clearly a 25 year old sex offender like Judd Nelson infiltrated an American high school. Instead, John Hughes delivered this boring shitpile into my eyeballs

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  Apart 2011

  ★★ Watched 13 Apr 2014

  An interesting-ish premise wasted with the aesthetic grace of a train wreck, the eye for cinematography of Stevie Wonder, and the narrative clarity of a paranoid schizophrenic

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