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Beloved Sisters 2014
The longer this movie went on, the more I hated it, and I saw the three hour cut so I was very excited when it finally ended.
At least an hour could have been cut out of this highly unfocused movie and made it a much stronger film. There are little weird cuts to things that are out of place and never matter, such as a note that the French revolution has kicked off which is turned into a full…
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Jodorowsky's Dune 2013
If the entire runtime was Jodorowsky getting yelled at by his cat until he picked it up and gave it pettins I would give this doc 6 stars.
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The Black Knight 1954
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This movie is a pro-Christian propaganda piece that takes place in an England that is approximately the size of Rhode Island based on travel time.
Highlights:
* Pagan girls dancing around a penis rock at Stongehenge during a pagan human sacrifice ritual to the sun god
* Young Peter Cushing in darkened skin makeup
* Saracens hanging around King Arthur's court conspiring with the pagan King of Cornwall to destroy Christianity
* A horrible pagan man trying to sexually violate…Translated from by
