+5 stars for faithfully adapting the source material, casting Cynthia Erivo
-1 star for washing out the gorgeous production design with muddy lighting
A JD Vance biopic directed by Ron Howard, scored by Hans Zimmer, starring Amy Adams and Glenn Close. Damnit. It would’ve been so funny if this was good
Whimsical charming hilarious. Did a very good job at being a movie. Had a delightful time.
Also first piece of media I’ve seen that accurately depicts an anxious white boy being high. I felt seen
This being a prequel to Raiders means Indy is still a pragmatic atheist after being tortured from a voodoo doll and possessed by a Hindu demon