jmkallet

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Favorite films

  • Seven Samurai
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Once Upon a Time in the West
  • Fight Club

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  • The Crow

    ½

  • Footprints on the Moon

    ★★★★

  • The Untamed

    ★★★★

  • Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

    ★★★

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  • The Crow

    The Crow

    ½

    Utterly forgettable trash. Almost nothing works here, aside from some solid production design and cinematography. I don’t view the original Brandon Lee film as an untouchable classic, and I believe there is potential for a fresh, updated take on James O'Barr's source material. However, it’s difficult to comprehend how this script was deemed ready for production. There are no clear rules, stakes, or tension, resulting in a lack of momentum, unsatisfying payoffs. The eye-roll-inducing setup for a sequel that will never happen is the final shit cherry on top. I want my two hours back.

  • Footprints on the Moon

    Footprints on the Moon

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Alice, Sweet Alice

    Alice, Sweet Alice

    ★★★½

    A wonderfully wacky 70s pseudo-giallo grindhouse psychological thriller mashup, featuring one of the creepiest slasher getups of all time.

  • The Old Dark House

    The Old Dark House

    ★★★★

    Criterion Channel 

    Great shots (reference)

    - When Horace Femm (Ernest Thesiger) first walks down the stairs and makes his entrance.

    - Phillip (Raymond Massey) and Margaret (Gloria Stuart) walk into Sir Roderick Femme's bedroom.