Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Why was Demi nominated for best actress? She’s literally naked on the floor half the time (bush is back) 

  I didn’t like or dislike it but to say “it’s satire” when in reality it’s meh

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  Triangle of Sadness 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  Shit intercom scene was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

Popular reviews

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  Beast 2022

  ★★★ Watched 16 Oct 2022

  *rips line of powder* 

  OKAY SO LIKE WHAT IF WE REMADE JAWS BUT INSTEAD OF A SHARK ITS A LION AND INSTEAD OF THE ATLANTIC ITS AFRICA AND WE GET IDRIS ELBA AND THE GUY FROM DISTRICT 9 AND SOME KIDS AND THERES NO MOM SO ITS LIKE A DISNEY MOVIE

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  The Jesus Rolls 2019

  ★★ Watched 15 Feb 2021

  I was really high and this was still really dumb

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