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Twisters 2024
This movie ass
This movie is what you show your 7th grade geography class to teach them what to do and what not to do during a tornado cuz you don’t feel like teaching anything so your students get to have a movie week while you question your life choices and think about how to repair your crumbling marriage
This movie and every character in it has been factory made and pre-packaged a jabillion times by the hallmark channel
It gets a 1 star though cuz the tornados looked really good
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Swiss Army Man 2016
I knew this was a weird film going into it but still wouldn’t really have expected what this is
The plot kind of feels like if you told a 6 year old to come up with a movie plot about being stranded on an island and then you wrote down the semi-coherent ramblings and sent it to A24 to make a movie about it, and then they end up doing a real good job
Really funny at points, great performances, good dialogue, the Danny and Dano duo delivers
You get to see some booty cheeks in da movie but da movie is not booty cheeks
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Jurassic World Dominion 2022
Big family feel good kinda movie thick with the OG Jurassic Park callbacks with some quippy semi-cringe moments. First half was like if pirates of the Caribbean and fast and furious franchise had a child out of wedlock and it was a dinosaur that Chris Pratt takes care of. Take your kids they might enjoy it but y’all won’t remember it in a week
I was out when Laura Dern said “he slid into my DMs”
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