Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Jun 2024

  Extended editions on the big screen. Still fucking magical!

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★ Watched 25 Oct 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  The Novice 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2022

  Went beast mode on the rowing machine at the gym today after watching this

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  Everybody's Talking About Jamie 2021

  ★★★ Watched 26 Sep 2021

  Can't believe I'm now a movie star. 16:42 for my 2 seconds of fame.