40% shots cropped too tight, 30% shaky camera, 20% erratic edits, 7% skewed shots, 3% flashing lights, 100% they would’ve been vaporized in that mine explosion.
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Vampire in Brooklyn 1995
Interesting ideas, but ultimately the horror/comedy balance is too skewed to feel coherent. MVP to John Witherspoon.
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Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge 1989
The ONLY film to contain Morgan Fairchild’s hair, Mac’s Dad from Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Pauly Shore’s butt crack, the Dos Equis mascot, and a beautifully shit theme song by The Vandals.
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To All a Goodnight 1980
This should’ve been edited down to an episode of Tales from the Crypt.
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