Joel B

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I actually hate movies

Favorite films

  • Heat
  • The Matrix
  • Memories of Murder
  • Suspiria

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    The weakest Bong blockbuster is still better than most other blockbusters.

    Definitely lays it on thick but considering I was invested and laughing my ass off, that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Some wonky editing/pacing occasionally threw me off, but it would still proceed to grab me right back every time. Great lead performance from Pattinson but the supporting cast, particularly Ruffalo, are also great. Shame this is bombing and we won’t get an adaptation of the next book in the series.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    Gets better on a repeat viewing. Demi and the makeup team better be cleaning up at the Oscars tomorrow night.

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  • Taylor Mead's Ass

    Taylor Mead's Ass

    ★★★★★

    This is my friend's ass and I gotta support the homies

  • The Flash

    The Flash

    Can’t believe they wasted Michael Keaton on this.