Joe Kalicki

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Favorite films

  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Batman
  • Star Wars
  • The NeverEnding Story

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  • Mean Girls

  • Blood: The Last Vampire

  • Ella Enchanted

  • Sing Sing

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  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    While I kind of knew *what* was happening, I had no idea *where* it was happening. The geography of the ships and stations was so badly defined that I was just confused most of the time.

  • Star Trek: Section 31

    Star Trek: Section 31

    Absolutely terrible. A cheap-looking, badly-written Suicide Squad knockoff and an embarrassment to the Star Trek franchise. Worse than any movie or episode. An utter waste of Michelle Yeoh, I feel bad that dhe gets saddled with this after being such a fan and ambassador of Star Trek for so long. I loved Discovery and it deserves a better legacy.

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  • The Gabby Douglas Story

    The Gabby Douglas Story

    ★½

    Netflix Roulette #8

    This looks every bit like a tv movie about the life of someone born in 1995 and had only done one interesting thing. The star is cute as a button though.

  • Mickey's House of Villains

    Mickey's House of Villains

    ★★½

    Netflix Roulette #3

    This movie is a spin-off from the tv show Mickey's House of Mouse, with the same conceit of using new material to introduce old material and shorts. It's pretty brilliant in a way, and it's really fun to see the whole roster of Disney characters interacting with each other. The classic shorts they showed were all Halloween themed and, of course, great, and the setup of the Disney villains taking over the night club was fun.

    I can't give it full credit just for the nature of what it is, but I enjoyed it.

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