Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  I Care a Lot 2020

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  More CEOs should get shot, actually

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  Crazy Rich Asians 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025 1

  I’m going to start having to accept that while they aren’t really good film, silly little Romcoms do keep me quite entertained

  These people are way too damn rich holy shit

Popular reviews

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  G.N.A.R. 2011

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Dec 2023 1

  That’s fucking skiing right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the ski patrol bullshit. Men cook breakfast in the lift line, men piss on the mountain, men call their mother on the gnarly lines. Fucking hard core dick in the plastic gnome pow day skiing fuck it huck it pole wack it and rip the shit out of it. Take it to the parking lot. Red Bulls get handed to strangers you don’t even remember. We get naked together we’re the best skier on the mountain together. Skiing is back baby.

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  Snatch 2000

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Aug 2023

  Any movie Brad Pitt takes his shirt off in is good for at least 4 stars from me

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