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  Opus 2025

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Main quip with the communal bread was choosing hardened sourdough rather than Red Lobster’s cheddar biscuits or The Cheesecake Factory’s bread mélange

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  A fun diva-off with political machinations

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  The Real Bros of Simi Valley: The Movie 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Jul 2024

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  Juror #2 2024

  ★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Absolute malpractice that movies don’t hire quality legal consultants. No, you cannot establish attorney-client privilege with $1.

  This is a self-aggrandizing movie purportedly about fairness and justice. The premise is so comically unbelievable that it makes this moral dilemma seem hollow.

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