Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kraven the Hunter 2024

  ★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  You’re impossibly fast, and strong. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like — like you’re from Russia. 

  The real antihero is whoever got the Gladiator hand through wheat shot placed 20 minutes into this movie.

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  The Birthday 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  I didn’t know what was happening for a single second of this movie.

Popular reviews

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  Sex Drive 2008

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Apr 2023

  Jury Duty is a perfect show.

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★★ Watched 17 Feb 2024

  Mountain Dew code red. Sick. Early 2000s background music. Sick. Dakota with a flannel tied around her waist. Hella sick. 
  Impressively exhausting and empty. Release Batgirl.