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  Star Trek V: The Final Frontier 1989

  ★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  When spok prime (kill reference) mind melds with yung kurk I said well done William Shakespeare you have done it again you young (basketball league boy) blood! (In a good and healthy way, none of that nasty nancy gangy wangy bus-i-ness). But as soon as that bloody red matter was fired into the black hole like sir strange throwing wolverine into a portal pool style (as in dead not mustard!!!) I said “damm blast it! Is this a murderous wedding…

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  Inglourious Basterds 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  Christoph should waltz on over to the retirement factory because that motherfucker is a cobblestone bitch. If I was milkman Tom I would have fucked on postman pats wife, that pompous cunt, and also wouldn’t have given over those Jews like a total pussy. Bro has a moderately handsome man stare him down and say “Pretty please can you present the Jews placed under your floorboards” and he folds. A real fucking man (dick adjacent) would only fold at a…

Popular reviews

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  American Psycho 2000

  ½ Watched 28 Mar 2023 2

  This is the most overrated piece of dogshit ever made. Patrick is singlehandedly the most shallow, one dimensional, soyboy cuck of all time. The only people who relate to Patrick Bateman are incels, I honestly fell asleep and don’t even care that I missed most of the film. The only thing I hate more than this cumstain of a film are the “people” who think they are Patrick Bateman. Try watching a good film like central intelligence to learn how real cinema is done. Maybe if you try touching some grass you’d get as many bitches as your idol.

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  The 1882 Transit of Venus 1882

  ½ Watched 29 Dec 2023

  This shit fucking sucks
  I could make a better movie in cunting ms paint 

  It’s a fucking black circle moving over a white background 
  How about I fucking movie my black circle (my fist) to your white background (your dick) David Peck Todd 

  Trust me buddy, you are lucky you died on the 1st of June 1939 because the pummelling I would give you would make the Second World War which you missed (lame on your behalf) look like a…

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