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i just love a good story

Favorite films

  • Ponyo
  • Night on Earth
  • The Beaches of Agnès
  • Mean Girls

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  • Death Proof

    ★★★★½

  • Planet Terror

    ★★★★½

  • Death Proof

    ★★★★½

  • Planet Terror

    ★★★★½

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  • Planet Terror

    Planet Terror

    ★★★★½

    used to be my favourite film back in 2007. times change, but bruce willis' explanation monologue NEVER gets old. sometimes cinema's supposed to be fun! don't take it seriously! hommages are pretty rad! the rodriguez/tarantino grindhouse duo is just a silly goofy hommage duo!

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★★

    stopped this movie after 20 mins bc it felt too cunty to watch it alone, so i asked my partner to see this together a couple days later and I'm SO GLAD WE DID??!!!!! this film is HOT! that vape, the little nun bow, "i'm going to pretend this conversation didn't happen" are all gonna be part of my identity for the next 4-6 weeks.

    apart from the comedy, the emotions also really hit me. ralph fiennes can act with his eyes alone! and his speech? king really showed the world how incompetent managers are. 

    10/10!!!!

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  • Rains Over Babel

    Rains Over Babel

    ★★★★★

    absolutely fantastic movie!! can't believe this is a debut??? and everyone is HOT??? and the sets are INCREDIBLE??? the cinematography??? the camera??? phew i need some soul food and melancholic diary session to process this 🫶🏽

  • Late Night with the Devil

    Late Night with the Devil

    ★★★★½

    UMMMM DON'T SLEEP ON THIS FILM????

    - it's under 90 minutes, which makes it a perfect after work screening
    - it gets increasingly more disturbing
    - satanic panic lore
    - DID I SAY IT GETS INCREASINGLY MORE DISTURBING????

    david dastmalchian you little freak, i always knew you'd star in your own horror movie with those Lynchian features