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  • The Incredible Hulk

    ★★

  • Iron Man

    ★★★

  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★★★

  • Black Panther

    ★★★★

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  • The Incredible Hulk

    The Incredible Hulk

    ★★

    That’s a huge green man, and I’m not talkin about the green bean giant. What ever happened to that guy? He probably died at the age of 28. Green bean overdose. Ironic. The man who ate green beans couldn’t save himself from death by green beans.

    I’m not complaining, but how come whenever my heart rate goes over 200 bpm I don’t turn into the hulk? Huh? Whenever I do that people just say things like “why are you robbing…

  • Iron Man

    Iron Man

    ★★★

    I enjoyed this action packed adventure. I was wondering how much it cost to buy an iron man suit. Turns out, it only cost $30! It’s a shame they only had kid sizes though. 

    This was the oriiignal iron man and you can definitely tell. They never even called him iron man to the end. I wonder to myself, maybe I am can be a super hero if I tried hard enough. Mr Stark had a lot of money and…

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  • Gladiator

    Gladiator

    ★★★★

    After thinking long and hard about this (84 seconds) I have concluded that I was entertained.

    This movie bravely discusses the recently controversial subject of the Roman Colonoscopy. You have all this hoopla about “Who should be able to do it?” and “Why do we even allow it?” but the main debate boils down to this one question….Is. It. Ethical? In my opinion, it is.

    The Gladiator tells the story of a man, but is not a woman also, who…

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★

    People get mad at me when I lie. This movie makes the “wrong” moves. Also reading is not my strong suit. I had to do what I had to do to understand this movie. I am sorry.

    Anywho, the Parachute tells about a story about a family who lies very frequently. They take advantage of a poor rich family. Jokes on them, a lot of people die. I liked this one


    This movie made me question to myself “should I…

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