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The Electric State 2025
This 2 hour and 8 minute film costs the same amount as 13 seasons of 2 time NL MVP Bryce Harper and Literally NOTHING HAPPENS IN IT. It doesn’t even look or sound good! Where did that money go????
Ke Huy Quan PLEASE get a new agent bro please
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One of Them Days 2025
Idk it felt kinda….directionless? Seems like the screenwriter might’ve had a tough time actually making this story fit a feature length running time.
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The Real Bros of Simi Valley: The Movie 2024
As soon as I heard Wade say “it’s a real Sabrina the Teenage Sitch” I knew this was gonna be my favorite movie of the year.
Masterpiece, genuinely a piece of genius, I couldn’t recommend this movie more
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The Brutalist 2024
A breathtaking condemnation of the American dream. Time to go watch Brady’s entire filmography I guess
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