Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  timmy wonked

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  Sicario: Day of the Soldado 2018

  ★ Watched 14 Oct 2023

  didnt finish it probably wont ever
  the digital cinematography is so overly real it looks fake
  the plot was absolutely impenetrable i left it on as background noise
  while i cooked for a while and it got semi interesting near what i assume was almost the end

Popular reviews

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★ Added

  I didnt like this movie.

  When the guys bloody face appeared gave me the willys for days after.

  I did like how they said they smelled like onions or whatever that was p genuinely written.

  I think everyone says they like it because it is about class dynamics and therefore a “good” movie but it did not move me. 

  Oh wait that lady ate the ramen udon with steak YUM that sounded fucking good i craved that after.

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  The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Feb 2021 3

  watched this for the 4th or 5th time on a snow day.

  blows my mind every time because of how much I love it.

  Roger ebert said he couldnt imagine daniel craig as blomkvist but i disagree. hes my perfect neo-noir journalist muse.

  and robin wright as erica berger is wifey forever.

  stellan skarsgard is... SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY

  havent talked about rooney mara yet because when she wears the wigs - EPIC. killed it

  shouts out to…

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