JohnnyPayphone

JohnnyPayphone

I only watch bad post-apocalyptic movies from the 80s so follow me as I try to find and watch every Mad Max ripoff

Favorite films

  • The Return of the Living Dead
  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • Lawrence of Arabia
  • The Dark Crystal

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  • Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity

    ★★★★★

  • The Jackal

    ★★★½

  • An American Werewolf in London

    ★★★★★

  • Starview HCT-5808

    ★★★★★

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  • Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity

    Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity

    ★★★★★

    Better plot, costumes, acting, script, FX, sets, and score than you think by the title. Could be called “Creepier Christian Bale and the Lingerie Babes vs the Robots”.  Did it win any Oscars? No. Was I having a great time for 74 minutes? Absolutely. One word of advice- try not to get lost in the Phantom Zone

  • The Jackal

    The Jackal

    ★★★½

    Bruce Willis wears more wigs in this movie than in any other role.

    This movie holds up, if you can tolerate Richard Gere’s Irish brogue

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  • Class of 1999

    Class of 1999

    ★★★★★

    Everything you want in an 80s movie: Practical effects, robots, cheesy gore, punk rock fashion, future cars, Pam Grier, Malcolm McDowell, squibs and uzis galore, and of course some futuristic drug called something like “Edge”


    It’s also strange to think that there was a time when Seattle was a run down cheap place to film.

  • An American Werewolf in London

    An American Werewolf in London

    ★★★★★

    This movie 100% holds up and makes cgi effects look like a hot pile of garbage.