Johnathan

Johnathan Pro

I eat success for breakfast…with skim milk.

Favorite films

  • Spider-Man 2
  • Inception
  • HOMECOMING: A film by Beyoncé
  • Heavyweights

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  • Snow White

    ★½

  • Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★★

  • Spring Breakers

    ★★★

  • Adolescence

    ★★★★

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  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★½

    Rachel Zegler gives it her all but nothing about this worked for me.
    The dwarves are creepy, the songs feel forced, the costumes felt cheap, and something about the entire art direction just felt off to me. 
    And as for Gal…on paper the casting makes sense but her performance was so stiff.

  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers

    ★★★

    A relic of its time and James Franco’s best (or worst?) role. 
    Could have used 2-3 fewer slow motion vignettes.

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  • Smile 2

    Smile 2

    ★★★★

    Need Smile 3 like Skye Riley needs a bottle of Voss at 3am

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★

    “See when you do clownerey, the clown comes back to bite” is essentially the message I left with. 

    Cool sexy and chic as fuck. 

    Casting was perfect but the set decoration and wardrobe was the standout for me. Every character’s costume and each piece of furniture felt so intentional and well curated.