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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024
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Some solid monke action here, this rocked.
Ditched a lot of individual character depth and development in favor of world building and setting up this new trilogy. But the main human character had a solid arc throughout the movie and the fixation on remnants of human civilization/tech kept me hooked despite the movie dragging at times.
Ticked all the cool monke archetype boxes, especially the wise shaman Orangutan
Lots of unanswered questions here. What became of Caesar’s descendants? Are we…
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Top Gun: Maverick 2022
Pentagon went in on this one. People knock this for being military propaganda. Well when the military gives you the funds to fly real jets, it’s gonna be a good movie! When Tom Cruise introduced the movie by saying real F-18’s were used, I saluted in my seat. The final scene was obviously the Death Star trench run and the enemy was obviously Iran equipped with Russian SU57s. It’s hilarious that they couldn’t just pretend the F35 is a functional…
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Only the Brave 2017
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Jesus Christ this movie had me misty eyed.
At least there was one sort of happy ending: Miles Teller once again has beat the bad at acting allegations
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