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  • Joker: Folie à Deux

  • Red One

  • Terrifier 3

    ★★★★

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★★

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  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    …I am appalled by what I’ve witnessed.

    This movie is an abhorrent disgrace in every aspect of the book - and a huge punch in the face to the original 2019 predecessor and what made it such a unique film. The story is total dog shit, the musical numbers are absolutely insufferable, it's atrociously shot and edited, the acting (especially from Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga) is horrendous, the screenplay and directing by Todd Phillps are both ghastly beyond belief,…

  • Red One

    Red One

    This is a perfect example of a Christmas movie with NO holiday cheer whatsoever. The effects look absolutely atrocious, the costume designs look like something out of a shopping mall, the characters have zero development, the story is an incoherent disaster, the screenplay is utter shit, almost nobody gives out a good performance, it is terribly shot and edited, the choreographing is godawful, it is awfully directed, the pacing is about as fun as watching paint dry, and the way it ends is a slap-in-the-face to the audience. The only redeeming quality here is J.K. Simmons' performance as Nick. That's it.

    Naughty List? Oh, definitely.

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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ½

    This is a cynical and vile abomination in every conceivable matter. The story is a scattered disaster, the screenplay is pure garbage, none of the actors and actresses put any effort in their performances, the dialogue is so cringeworthy it will make your head spin, the action sequences are beyond awful due to the horrendous choreographing, the cinematography and editing are both headache inducing, the visual effects are flat-out hideous, it is horrifically paced, the directing is monumentally terrible, the…

  • The Wild Robot

    The Wild Robot

    ★★★★★

    This is an exceptional film in every sense of the word. The story is engaging throughout, the screenplay is excellent, animation is beautiful (and so are the visuals), the voice acting is fantastic, the pacing is absolutely flawless, Kris Bowers does an amazing job with the score, Chris Sanders' directing is phenomenal, it's wonderfully edited, it has one of the best messages in an animated movie, and the ending is SO heartwarming. Not only is this my new favorite DreamWorks…

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