So, just watched The Monkey today, and while it’s a minor improvement over Longlegs it’s still boring as fuck and just if Final Destination’s deaths were caused by a toy of all things.
This film didn’t even feel that gory or scary at all and focuses on these two brothers that stupidly go through their dead dad’s closet and open a box containing some monkey that plays drums and carnival music when that happens, and then it randomly selects a…
The Substance is easily the best horror film of 2024 along with Terrifier 3 and A Quiet Place Day One
The plot of this is that Demi Moore plays this aerobics star in her 50s who gets kicked out of her series for cruel ageist reasons so she restores to this drug called substance after being in a accident that will make a younger version of herself to continue appearing in the series, but sadly the clone starts abusing the…
Well, THIS, WAS, FUCKIN BLOOODY SHITTY ASS TORTURE ON THE RACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK Dark Phoenix, FUCK Jean Grey, FUCK Raven even more after this movie, and FUCK THIS STUPID MOVIE IN GENERAL!!!!
Dark Phoenix is not only one of the worst MARVEL movies ever made, it is no doubt to me the WORST finale of any superhero saga, the WORST finale of FOX’s X Men, and the #1 WORST X Men movie ever made in general, even Origins I would rather…
Got back from seeing The Fall Guy, Summer blockbuster season is starting and this is already my favourite film of the summer 2024 season, and boy would I NOT be surprised if it ends up staying in the #1 spot for summer movies of 2024. Really liked seeing a film about a stuntman especially considering the director is a stuntman himself who helped direct the first JOHN WICK, DEADPOOL 2, and BULLET TRAIN.
Ryan Gosling gives another great performance, easily…
