John Stansfield

John Stansfield

Favorite films

  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

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  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★★

  • Twisters

    ★★★½

  • Batman Forever

    ★½

  • Twister

    ★★★★

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  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    ★★★

    If you’re booked to do three songs at a folk festival just play folk songs mate. Enjoyed Joan Baez telling Bob Dylan he was a bellend every chance she got.

  • Twisters

    Twisters

    ★★★½

    Hey! This was fun. Not enough kissing though.

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  • Midnight Run

    Midnight Run

    ★★★★

    Robert De Niro is having a lot of fun here. It’s really nice to see. Like your dad dancing at a party.

  • Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    ★★

    Amazing that a two hour film about a monster and a monkey joining forces to twat a lankier monkey could feel rushed. But here we are. Lots of twatting going on though.

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