Look how they massacred my SpongeBob franchise with this boring slop. It’s as if ChatGPT made sweet love to the Chum Bucket and had an oopsie-baby, and they named that oopsie-baby Plankton: The Movie. I stopped watching halfway through because I have bigger fish to fry. Stephen Hillenburg would have written a significantly better version. Instead, we have this noisome substandard slop that probably took the animators no more than 2 hours to finish, front to back. 2/10 stars for this boist excuse for a movie.
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Asteroid City 2023
“You can’t wake up if you don’t fall asleep.”
This movie was equivalent to getting edged but you never actually get to the finish line, but you enjoy it a little so you’re ok with it. Wes Anderson missed so hard with Asteroid City. Literally nothing happened all movie. Am I supposed to like this or do the only reason people like it is that they are under the impression that they’re supposed to like it. Anderson’s prolix is quite frustrating.…
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The Princess Bride 1987
One of the greatest films of all time. My parents’ wedding was The Princess Bride themed, and I hear it was pretty awesome. It masterfully builds a world in such a short amount of time, and has this magical feeling of whimsy that no other movie can recreate. A pure and genuine 10/10 film.
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Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009
Charming movie. This movie is coated with colors and cute stop-motion animals, but underneath it all is this deep underlying existentialism about identity, acceptance, and purpose. Wes Anderson’s creative genius is on full display throughout the whole movie. Somehow Ash (voiced by Jason Schwartzman) and Max (from Rushmore, played by Jason Schwartzman) are the exact same character. Great late night movie with some beautiful paintings and scenes. Fantastic Mr. Fox is a 7.5/10 film. That wolf scene was like a movie.
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