When I first heard they were stretching Stephen King’s 30-page short into a full-length feature, my first thought was: How? My second thought was: Please let it be batshit insane. And my third thought was: Oh hell yes, when I saw Osgood Perkins directing and James Wan producing. That’s the kind of horror dream team that makes you both excited and a little scared for your own safety.
And folks, this movie does not waste time. It doesn’t creep up…