Joel

Joel

Before you make fun of somebody, walk a mile in their shoes. because then your a mile away and they have no shoes.

Favorite films

  • The Nice Guys
  • Taxi Driver
  • Django Unchained
  • Snatch

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  • Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

    ★★★★½

  • Seven Psychopaths

    ★★★

  • Terrifier

    ★★★½

  • Snatch

    ★★★★★

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  • Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

    Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

    ★★★★½

    “Listen to this one: you open a company called the ‘Arse Tickler's Faggots Fan Club’.”

    Thank you mr Guy Ritchie.

  • Seven Psychopaths

    Seven Psychopaths

    ★★★

    “Ghandi was wrong.”

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  • Terrifier

    Terrifier

    ★★★½

    Do Split Yourself. Split Girl. Split and Run.

    Just need to say, Art the Clown is the GOAT - he doesn't give a FUCK and he don't mess about. His clowntillionaire mannerisms and goofy tomfoolery are admirable like the cheeky finger and I enjoyed the party trick Art pulled out the gun and lit skeleton girl up, the first slasher to bring real tools to the party heheh. My condolences to the skeleton hottie, the bald real one and the pizza guy.

    It was a delightful 80s slasher-type film.

  • Snatch

    Snatch

    ★★★★★

    This moving picture is absolutely ballsack dropping, I really liked the fact that the fat back guy, tyrone turned out to be the most competent compared to vinny the black guy with turtle neck and Sol. They should have trusted in his high expertise because he CARRIED hella.

    Bullet tooth Tony and the American suit man were very funny - and it is an absolute shame that he got one deag'd in the end. Not to mention following the certain…

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