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Nosferatu 2024
Aesthetically beautiful, genuinely, the colours, the shots, sound design, everything. Top notch acting, i was surprised to see Jerma985 cast as Thomas but he does a good job so no complaints there, Lily ate as Ellen, but not as much as count orlok but thats kinda his thing. My only complaint really is that they still didn't make count orlok ugly enough..... cowards, bring out the real #monsterfuckers and see who returns to the coffin at night...
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Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG I LOVE YOU!!! this is peak fiction if you fw sonic, this is PEAK FICTION if you fw sonic adventure 2, almost everything you could expect from sa2 happens, and more shit. I lived and learned all over the place for real, a tear may have been shed. the fact that sonic the hedgehog has one of jim carreys best performances is a crazy timeline, almost as crazy jim carrey being involved in a toxic yaoi subplot,…
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The Nice Guys 2016
just a couple of nice guys doing nice shit but instead sike fucker these couple of nice guys arent so nice after all they do bad shit, already i was on the edge of my seat like what the fuck, i thought the gun he was holding in the poster was a funny paint gun, but no this movie is very much NOT family friendly do not be decieved. The nice guys may not be so nice but they are…
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Baby Driver 2017
despite what they want you to think, this movie does NOT feature a baby driving, better yet it doesnt even feature a baby in a moving car they fucking take the baby out of the car like what is this absoulte turbo bullshit. If im watching a movie called baby driver im expecting a baby fucking driver. Even though this movie is a big fat lie, its only half a lie because this man does fucking drive, good thats kind…
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