Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Karate Kid 1984

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  surprisingly less racist than i thought it would be

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  Carry-On 2024

  ★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  far too many people were able to throw hands with taron egerton

Popular reviews

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  Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024

  ★★½ Watched 10 Apr 2024

  thank god the monsters didn’t have any dialogue, would’ve made them immediately unlikable

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2023

  i want that cupcake to gnaw on my shit

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