Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  What on earth are you all talking about? Are you kidding me with this? We just say everything is great now?

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  Camp Rock 2008

  ★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  2.5 intended as a purely neutral rating as it is impossible to truly critique this bizarrely bad and wonderful little movie. Quite terrible, loved it.

Popular reviews

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  Speak No Evil 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Nov 2024

  I haven't been this genuinely unsettled and tense since the Space Jam sequel.

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Oct 2024

  Unrelenting, brutal, assaultive, bonkers. Such a wild trip, featuring genuinely brilliant choreography and a lifetime supply of Voss™ bottles. As close to cheering in a cinema as I've been for a long time.

  Best Leading Actress, Best Original Score, Best Sound and Best Cinematography Oscar nominations should be a given but as we know horror isn't a real genre.