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Recent reviews

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  Crimes of the Future 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Jun 2023

  ALRIGHT, another 10/10 movie! Let's goooooo

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  Cape Fear 1991

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Jun 2023

  Had to log onto this god forsaken website one last time because we have a winner
  We have a #1

Popular reviews

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ½ Watched 22 May 2023

  May be the worst movie I’ve ever seen.
  Not a moment had a point. Could have ended after the first scene. There were two beats in the entire movie; and yet its seeming endlessness was better suited to a sitcom. The gall to claim this story deserves $250 million and 2.5 hours of my life. No story. James Gunn clearly came home at 4 AM high on ecstasy from a night dancing with 16 year old models on one of…

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  TÁR 2022

  ★ Added 1

  Absolute shit movie!
  All the critics giving this movie 4 or 5 stars are going "MASK OFF" on not knowing the difference between a movie and a small shit covered by a DVD copy of Godard's Weekend.

  "Art film" has become a language for awful filmmakers to use in imitation of actual good movies from times yonder, and of course everyone my age and slightly above loves the shit because they think they're leftists and know a little more about…

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