This was way crappier and cheaper than I expected, which is actually a plus for me because that's how I like my 80s/90s action movies. It also delivers a ton of action, unfortunately the choreography is total ass. Most of the fights are pretty lame, including the ones with JCVD. He's a good martial artist, but he can't do anything with what's given to him here, he mostly just makes the dumbest faces. He's also a horrible actor and his…
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You're Next 2011
Still remains one of my favorite modern (is it still modern?) horror flicks. Lean, funny, loaded with an indie darling cast, and with plenty of satisfying violence on tap. The things got legs. This also brings back memories of when I religiously kept up with all the horror mags and the indie horror scene at the time. Being a fan of everyone involved I was so excited to see them all in one movie and, despite waiting over two years for it to hit home video, it didn't disappoint. I miss when Wingard made cool stuff.
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Twin Peaks: The Return 2017
To preface this very unpopular rating: I very much adore the original run of Twin Peaks. I was already a Lynch fan before I stumbled upon the dvd set at a used record shop sometime during my freshman year, but that show really cemented my love for the guy. All througout high school I'd stay up late getting stoned and watching the show on the tiny shitty TV in my bedroom. Hearing those electric piano chords, swelling strings and that…
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Night of the Creeps 1986
Despite having the DVD for a long ass time I've never seen this 80's gem. Why wasn't Jill Whitlow in more movies? Tom Atkins rules. This just needed more aliens and miniature set pieces to be a masterpiece.
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