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  Light and the Sufferer 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  the panther bad cgi aliens fucked. why did the panther bad cgi aliens fuck? did the panther bad cgi aliens fuck because it was important to the plot? did the panther bad cgi aliens CHOOSE to fuck WHILE HE WAS DYING? or was this all some omegaverse heat type stuff? how much would i have to smoke to see panther bad cgi aliens fuck while i slowly die? because that’s how i want to go out

  i have lots of questions 

  one of the worst movies i’ve ever watched

   5 stars

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  WHY CAN NOBODY FOR THE LIFE OF THEM MAKE A GOOD STEPHEN KING ADAPTATION HOLY FUCK. FREE MY MAN!!!!!!

Popular reviews

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  The Pace That Kills 1935

  ★½ Watched 09 Dec 2024

  never in my life have i ever considered doing coke. but about two seconds into this movie i had to hold back from shoving 10 grams up my nose just to spite the people who made this.

  not even blessing this with a proper review. this was straight shite. that’s all i have to offer you.

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  The Vampire Lovers 1970

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  me when me when when me when i i when i me when

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