Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  God forbid a genius be rich and bored 🙄

  
  Side note: someone who knows so much jazz ball is innocent in my book 🙂‍↕️

Popular reviews

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  Paint 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Apr 2023

  Me and the boys on our way to have orgasms watching Paint with Carl Nargle at 3:00 PM.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Me on my way to fumble the bag 18 lifetimes over 🙂‍↕️

  
  Side note: Bong Joon-ho ripped part of this script from AO3 💀