Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ash 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Resident Evil in space.

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Michael and Alana from Mr. and Mrs. Smith if they locked in.

  
  Side note: I’d make love to that Land Rover 😮‍💨

Popular reviews

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  Paint 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Apr 2023

  Me and the boys on our way to have orgasms watching Paint with Carl Nargle at 3:00 PM.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Me on my way to fumble the bag 18 lifetimes over 🙂‍↕️

  
  Side note: Bong Joon-ho ripped part of this script from AO3 💀