Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Jul 2023 2

  minus half a star for having too few ken puns after they started
  I too am Ken and I hope one day I'll be Kenough

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  Scream VI 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Sep 2024

  omg Jenna Ortega is so freaking tinyyy

Recent reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★½ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  this is to Galdiator what The Force Awakens is to A New Hope: derivative, repetitive, too long, bad effects, diminishes the achievements of the previous heroes, bland, and worst of all forgettable

Popular reviews

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  No One Will Save You 2023

  ★★★ Watched 14 Oct 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Inland Empire 2006

  ★½ Watched 21 Aug 2021

  that almost didn't feel like torture