Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fyre 2019

  ★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2019

  You can lead a moron to water.

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★ Watched 31 Aug 2018

  I’m not intelligent enough for David Lynch

Popular reviews

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  Rough Night 2017

  ½ Watched 10 Feb 2018

  The movie equivalent of being repeatedly stabbed in the penis.

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  The Talented Mr. Ripley 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Apr 2018

  I kinda wish Matt Damon had just gone home so we could watch Jude Law live the life.

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