Jordan_Bloom

Jordan_Bloom

Favorite films

  • Spider-Man 2
  • Drunken Master II
  • Royal Space Force - The Wings of Honneamise
  • Mildred Pierce

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  • Bad Boys: Ride or Die

    ★★★★

  • Bad Boys for Life

    ★★★½

  • Challengers

    ★★★★½

  • Challengers

    ★★★★

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  • Bad Boys: Ride or Die

    Bad Boys: Ride or Die

    ★★★★

    Shit absolutely fucked. Makes me even more mad that Batgirl movie got canned.

  • Bad Boys for Life

    Bad Boys for Life

    ★★★½

    In losing Micheal Bay, this movie definitely loses a bit of the distinct flare that the first 2 had, but in what it loses from nixing Bay, it also gains. Script is way more efficient, the emotional steaks are far more tangible, and the pacing is WAAAAY better. I'd say I enjoy it maybe a tad bit less than the first 2, but it's a lot better than I expected it to be. Really dug it. Hype to watch the 4th one tomorrow.

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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ★★★★★

    I'm not gonna mince words. This was dookie. Probably the worst superhero movie I've ever seen. But I'm sure most people expect that going in. But can I even say it's bad? If something entertains me this much, is it pretentious to say "yeah it's awful but it's super entertaining"? The smart answer is probably no, but I'd be lying if I didn't say this movie made me laugh harder than any movie I've seen in theaters this year. Not…

  • Monkey Man

    Monkey Man

    ★★★★½

    This movie was very different than what I thought it was going to be, but in the best possible way. The action is of course very cool, but the movie shows an incredibly large amount of restraint with it, and chooses to focus on the protagonists personal journey. This in turn, leads to one of my favorite final acts of a film this year. I'm insanely fucking excited to see what Dev Patel is gonna direct next, because he blew this one out the water

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