Jordan H

Jordan H

My ratings system is a highly scientific mix of enjoyment and quality.

Favorite films

  • The Truman Show
  • Hello, Dolly!
  • The Village
  • All About Eve

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  • Bullet Train

    ★½

  • What's Up, Doc?

    ★★★½

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    ★★

  • Hello, Dolly!

    ★★★★½

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  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★½

    It’s fun, but it’s trying to be too many things and throw too many backstories at us. Also, who knew Thomas the Tank Engine would get so much love?

  • What's Up, Doc?

    What's Up, Doc?

    ★★★½

    The last great screwball comedy.

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  • Ryan Hamilton: Happy Face

    Ryan Hamilton: Happy Face

    ★★★★

    One of the funniest stand-ups I’ve ever seen.

  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

    The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

    ★★★★

    This film is almost 20-years-old and Aslan (along with Davey Jones) is still some of the best creature animation we’ve ever had. Mufasa: The Lion King comes out this week, but based on the trailers the CGI won’t even come close.

    Overall the film still holds up and the battle scenes still make me feel like a 10-year-old watching it in the theater for the first time.