Jordanhow

Jordanhow

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  • Snatch
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Hard Boiled
  • The Nice Guys

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Novocaine

    ★★★★

  • See How They Run

    ★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Maybe not a whole to say other than I enjoyed it; which is weird for a Bong Joon-Ho film. Clearly going back to his Snowpiercer sci-fi days. The hallmarks are all there: classiscm, identity, corruption. Enjoyable but not nearly as indepth as the rest of his films but that's alright. It's a fun enough comedy and kept me engaged.

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★★

    The every man action hero trope is as common as vanilla ice cream; often times they have a special niche or thing that makes them special - but haven't realized it yet.

    In the case of Novocaine that special, "something" is the fact that Nathan Caine can't feel pain. This is the mighty buffalo, and all parts of this core concept is used in every working aspect of the film. Used to create an emotional through-line, slap stick comedy, action,…

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    Waste of my time. There wasn't a single spaceship or explosion in sight. Just one big lie. Character motivations all over the place no one is focusing on the space mission, just tennis and abusing each other sexually. Zendaya needs to take a Lexapro and focus on the mission. When the two boy astronaughts kissed was funny, I guess. Waste of time at the movies

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★½

    This movie seems to be a crowd pleaser, doing exceedingly well. That's a sign of bad times if the masses are braindead zombies who'll willingly eat slop.

    I've heard a lot reviewers relate this film being a love letter to the 20th Century Fox era of X-men films - After seeing the opening scene alone, which involves the desecration of Logan's corpse set to the tune of "Bye Bye Bye," all played for a joke (these opening credits do not…