jordon

jordon

i hate not feeling

Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • Happy Together
  • Beautiful Boy
  • Past Lives

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  • The Substance

  • We Live in Time

  • Wicked

  • Interior Chinatown

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    This was so careful on so many levels. And i mean it was just body horror that turned my stomach inside out. Wow just wow

  • We Live in Time

    We Live in Time

    i feel as though this story told linearly would make much more sense. the hearts of Andrew and Flo kept the story beating and alive. just felt like it could have been more…

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  • A Place We Call Reality

    A Place We Call Reality

    This is super homoerotic. So gay. Literally.

    I can’t tell if this is part autobiographical or pure satire. It’s driving me insane. The critique on the ridiculousness of LA culture is clear though. To quote La La Land, “They worship everything and they value nothing”.

    I don’t know what this is but he definitely smoked weed while making this.

    The score they put under the museum art scene is so Kubrick. This is so dumb in an enjoyable way.


    EDIT: this is basically a director’s spam account made into a film (a flurry of underdeveloped ideas, gags and questions to art/life)

  • DAHMER - Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story

    DAHMER - Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story

    ½

    I don’t care how well made this is. These people are real. Their families suffered. Fuck Netflix for exploiting them. I hope all the victims rest in peace.

    We really need a law on series/films that glorify these people. Humanity is genuinely sick. The fact that people were fans of his in the 1980s - 2000s make me fucking hurl with disgust. I hope this devil is burning in Hell.