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  Titanic 1997

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this.

  Lovejoy? More like, Nolovenojoy, haha, Hockley? More like Cockley, hahaha, am I right? Jack Dawson? More like, Jack couldn't fit on the door son! Because it would've sank, haha, I...

  this is a low point for my reviews

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  The Rocky Horror Picture Show 1975

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania.

  is a vibeeee

Popular reviews

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  Marching Powder 2025

  ½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Dreadfully embarrassed mate.

  Fucking woeful, painfully unfunny, constant one line quips to the camera that are just eye rollingly bad, there's a line in this that says, 'woking? is that where all the woke people are from?'. So that gives you an idea on the level of comedy this film is working at. The most miserable 90 minutes I've ever spent in the cinema. Not to mention the downright awful trans jokes, and the questionable morale of the story. And also, the word cunt isn't funny, you can't just say cunt 482 times and expect to get laughs.

  Dreadful.

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  Jennifer's Body 2009

  ½ Watched 13 Apr 2024 1

  lmaoooo this shit fucking sucks 😭

  i know this a cult classic that people love but this was the cringiest thing ive ever seen, i know it's not exactly taking itself too seriously but i can't defend anything that has the words 'lesbi-gay and freaktarded' in it