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We love Robert Pattinson.
Mark Ruffalo and his wild sauce obsessed wife are truly something else. (There is a political message if you look hard enough👀... u don't even have to look that hard)
Lowkey thought the plot of the movie was gonna be the two women sharing and hiding the Pattinsons but I was pleasantly surprised with how the plot went, even if I was not expecting that particularly.
18 is so chaotic and lowkey love him for that.…
I grew far too attached to this baby too quickly. Very obsessed with these guys' apartment, ever since iCarly I've wanted one of those elevators that go into the apartment; watching this movie just solidified that want. But alas, that's expensive as hell.
I can't believe this baby was a) lowkey a drug mule for a good portion of this movie, and b) literally taken everywhere during the movie. Like guys genuinely thought it was a good idea to take…
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Everyone is so stupid in this movie. Kane is stupid for touching the egg, Dallas is stupid for letting Kane inside the ship with a freakin alien stuck to his head. Brett, my guy why the fuck do you think it's raining inside your ship, it's obviously the alien about you about to kill you. Lambert just got petrified when the alien was in front of her which fair but like also lady move, it's right or flight not stay…
its kinda what you'd expect from this type of movie. like you got aubrey plaza, the two from pitch perfect who's names I can never remember (sorry) and zac effron, in a movie about a wedding. very stereotypical kinda romcom type vibe? idek how to describe it. not bad overall tho.
basically troy bolton and guy from pitch perfect need to find dates for their sister's wedding (who coulda figured that out without reading the title??), and so they post…
