jorshrapley

jorshrapley

Bitter old man married to the love of my life (Cheryl). My eldest son is my profile pic.

Favorite films

  • Braveheart
  • Airplane!
  • Magnolia
  • The Silence of the Lambs

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  • Heretic

    ★★★

  • The Parenting

    ★★½

  • The Last of the Mohicans

    ★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★

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  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★

    Now make the sequel where a Black Baptist family moves into the newly available house and the ghost of Hugh Grant challenges their faith with Candyland metaphors, and after everyone except Tyson and Yvonne, the perfect straight newlyweds, are killed, Madea saves the day!!! Written and directed by Tyler Perry of course. Only then will you know the one true religion.

  • The Parenting

    The Parenting

    ★★½

    I bet Josh and King Théoden of Rohan have the most annoyingly indecisive apologetic “oh, uhhh, yeah, uhh, wow, ummm, ok so, uhhh, did that just happen?” type of non-penetrative sex life that they’re always complaining about behind each other backs, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

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  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ½

    Tortured rich celebrity films himself complaining that he can’t create anymore because of the pandemic, and creates something during the pandemic.

  • Interface

    Interface

    ★★★★½

    I like Jake the Dog and Finn the Human 😋

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