jorshrapley

jorshrapley

Bitter old man married to the love of my life (Cheryl). My eldest son is my profile pic.

Favorite films

  • Braveheart
  • Airplane!
  • Magnolia
  • The Silence of the Lambs

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  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    ½

  • Heretic

    ★★★

  • The Parenting

    ★★½

  • The Last of the Mohicans

    ★★½

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  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ½

    Thank you, cannabis
    Thank you, beer
    I praise and worship you for getting me through two hours of “The Tower of Cash Burning Scene from the Dark Knight: The Movie Part 2: Foie Gras”

  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★

    Now make the sequel where a Black Baptist family moves into the newly available house and the ghost of Hugh Grant challenges their faith with Candyland metaphors, and after everyone except Tyson and Yvonne, the perfect straight newlyweds, are killed, Madea saves the day!!! Written and directed by Tyler Perry of course. Only then will you know the one true religion.

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  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ½

    Tortured rich celebrity films himself complaining that he can’t create anymore because of the pandemic, and creates something during the pandemic.

  • Interface

    Interface

    ★★★★½

    I like Jake the Dog and Finn the Human 😋

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